Today's actually my chinese birthday.
Per Mom's instruction, I had for lunch a bowl of noodles, two giant drumsticks and two poached eggs. The noodles, because of their length, are supposed to give me long life. The drumsticks are supposed to allow me to travel. Not sure what the poached eggs are but I'm hoping I get laid by two women at the same time.
Per Mom's instruction, I had for lunch a bowl of noodles, two giant drumsticks and two poached eggs. The noodles, because of their length, are supposed to give me long life. The drumsticks are supposed to allow me to travel. Not sure what the poached eggs are but I'm hoping I get laid by two women at the same time.