Chewing liquid

A little tip from me to the people of the world. Don't ever leave a stick of chewing gum on the dash board of your car in the mid-summer sun and then attempt to chew it straight after. The darn thing would just dissolve into a ball of mushy liquid. So what happens when you can't chew chewing gum? Swirl it or spit it. Whatever you do don't swallow it because it will regain it's sticky elasticity once it settles in your stomach and your poop will probably get j.a.m.m.e.d as it attempts to squeeze its way out the next morning. But of course if having a friend take a plunger to your ass is your idea of fun, then go ahead and swallow.