Of wedding pictures

September 18, 2000, 12:29 pm

I get my fortune handed to me in a cookie about 3 times a week down the street from where I work. This is what I peeled open today: "The luck that is ordained for you will be coveted by others." I don't know about you but that there doesn't sound right.

Oh some guy decided to tuck another flyer under the arm of my windshield wiper today. My protest against flyers(I've opted not to remove any flyers from my windshield) has reached its one and a half week anniversary now. However, if these paper pushers push on, 4EGB573 would soon look like it was parked in Madison Square at the turn of the century. I would have thought that it would dawn on these guys that it would be a waste of their time to pay any attention to my car, that it would probably be more worth their while to move on to the next car. But it just dawned on me that they may be getting the wrong message. They're probably thinking, "Jeez, this guy is actually saving his flyers." I think the smart ones will start putting their flyers face down on my windshield so that I would get advertised to while on the road.

Joshua is in a knot. For pictures, click here. When you're done, return to this page.

Welcome back. Now, weren't don't pictures gross. Josh, if you're reading this, this isn't an attack against you but against the way wedding pictures are shot around the world.

First off, why do all wedding pictures have to appear cloudy. The only time a wedding picture should appear cloudy is if you have a photo-shot through the glass of a misted up car -- where the bride and groom have opted for a little pre-marital appetizer in the back seat. Those with a more creative side would probably just capture an image of the sweaty male and female hand meshed against the glass... in Titanic fashion. Because wedding photographers seem to have run out of ideas, I took the liberty to storyboard some ideas I may be implementing a few years from now when I marry my one special someone.